April’s on its way
Bringing with it the Fools’ day
That’s when jesters make hay
By leading you astray
There’s the Cardboard Plastic
That sounds absolutely fantastic
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Now that’s what the world needs truly
Pegman’s going all funky and groovy
As we sign the Outer Space Treaty
An El Clasico of cricket
Now that would be really wicked
So all the ninnyhammers out there
For all I care
It’s time to drop the mic
And move along with a sigh
